What will you do when you grow up – Obnews
Father-Daughter, what will you do when you grow up?daughter- marriageFather: This is wrong, don't think bad about anyone from now on!
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Santa- No one likes the bitchiness of the wife!Still no gentleman is dumbNot ready to get married!Isn't it an amazing fact?
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The wife says to her husband in a romantic mood.'I will go to my parents' house only when you leave me.'The husband becomes happy hearing this and says.Husband: Agreed, but promise that you will come home also.You will come only when I come to pick you up.
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Wife (to friend)- How was your trip to Delhi?Friend: What should I tell you, friend?On the way, my husband got down to get water and the car started moving and he remained at the station.Wife (to friend)- I can understand your pain.You had to remain thirsty in this long journey.
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A teacher asks in her class – “Children, tell me, if I were a bird, what would I be?”A student replies – You would have been a parrot, madam.Teacher- Very good! And how do you know?Student: Because you always keep repeating things!Then was the student beaten severely?
Funny Jokes: Dougna Lagan Dena Padega Buvan
