People used to say move a little – Obnews

Doctor – How did your son go mad?Father- He used to travel in general bogie earlier.Doctor – So what?Father- People used to say, move a little, move a little, since then I started slipping.The doctor was stunned after hearing his father's words!
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Wife- You never gifted me gold, diamond, pearlThe husband picked up a handful of soil and gave it in her hand.Wife- What is this?Husband- The land of my country has spewed out gold… it has spewed out diamonds and pearls… the land of my country.The wife started staring at her husband angrily.
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Lazy son- Papa, give me a glass of water.Son- Please, give it…Papa- Now if you ask for water, I will slap you.Son: If you come to slap me then bring water.Father was stunned to hear what his son said…
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Bank Manager- Cash is over, come tomorrowSanju is angry – but I want my money nowManager- Look, don't get angry, talk calmly.Sanju- Okay, call Shanti, I will talk to her today.
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