Papa, can I grow up and become a doctor? – Obnews

Golu was praying in the temple.Pandit ji: Son, what are you asking for?Golu: I am just telling God that Papa's mobile charger should also stop working!
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Child: Mummy, where are my shoes?Mummy: Where they were kept!Child: Then he will be near the school, there were landed there!
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Pappu went to the police station.Police: What happened?Pappu: Sir, my wife is lost!Police: What is doubt?Pappu: Happily the whole locality is dancing, now you tell me who should doubt?
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The husband and wife went on a walk.Wife: Look, how beautiful the moon looks in the sky!Husband: Yes, and your face is like the moon!Wife (happy): Really?Husband: Yes, round and spots and spots!
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Child: Papa, can I grow up and become a doctor?Father: Yes, if you study!Child: And if not?Father: Then you will become a patient!